with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
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Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
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Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
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