Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
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Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
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Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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