Non-Jews are for practice
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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