and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
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I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
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There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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