No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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