yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
...so i touched it.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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