Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
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