So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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