they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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