Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
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I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
foreskin is a definite game changer
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
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not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
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