Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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