dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
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you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
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Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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