I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
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I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
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Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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