I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
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this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
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Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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