Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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