is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
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