The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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