You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
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Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
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wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
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