lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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