thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
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I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
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We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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