I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
