ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
no you cant smoke seaweed
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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