Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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