According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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