Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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