just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Can vaginas get frostbite?
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Randomize
