my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
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I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
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No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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