are you still at the devil's house?
2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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