I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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