My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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