dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I can text with my tongue
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
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Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
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Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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