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I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
this just has baby written all over it
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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