I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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