making cat noises will not fix the situation.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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