do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
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I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
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I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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