come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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