You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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