real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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