if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
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Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
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I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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