so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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