I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
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Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
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Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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