does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
