Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Randomize
