That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I want to fling myself into the sun
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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