Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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