Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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