Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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