We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
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Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
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Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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