is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I am available for nakedness
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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