This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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