she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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