He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
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I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
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I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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