wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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