Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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