you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Let's get the cat blown out
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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